You learn how to read early so when you enter regular school you have no friends because you are the weird home school kid.

 

You go to a new high school so you can make new friends but you have no friends because you are the weird kid from the school across town.

 

You go to college and have no friends because everyone else made their friends in the first week but you were taking it slow.

 

You graduate college and people don't make friends anymore.

 

You join a church but you don't wear cardigans.

 

You go to a swing-dance meet-up but those people are even weirder than you.

 

You join an art group but everyone turns out to be impressionists and you weren't really a fan of that trend.

 

You join a book club but half the people don't actually read the book and the books they chose are beneath your reading level.

 

You get set up on a blind date but he thinks you are weird because when you say, "Let's just be friends," you say it earnestly and with a really hungry look in your eye.